Your government, our Government, the government, (some have even suggested "All Government" but I am too optimistic to believe that)... is SHIT (dot com) is here to help. We have decided it is time someone takes ownership of the situation, to fix the problems plaguing our world today. (If you have to ask what problems we kindly ask you to open your eyes and pull your head out of your... sweater)

Step one is identifying the problem, so here we've done it, "The Government is shit." Problem identified. So far much easier than we thought.

Step two is where things go off the rails, every problem solving approach is a tiny bit different. We are going to go with "Generate possible solutions", since we do not feel medically qualified to anal-yze Shit.

While we agree, baguette goes stale too quickly, and french toast is inferior to the waffle or even pancake, the one thing the french earned our respect on was the guillotine. So we would like to make option A the guillotine.

Being a democracy, we would like to solicit responses on your ideas to fix the government. As we are a goal oriented bunch, please use twitter to keep the suggestions short with the #thegovernmentisShit.

Remember

... for entertainment purposes only.